Squidward (Ash-)Tray

We ship worldwide for free — yep, even to that weird little town you call home.

✈️ Orders usually land in Europe within 8–12 business days — sometimes faster, sometimes fashionably late (but always worth the wait).

⏳ Live somewhere extra spicy? We ask for a little patience — delivery might take up to 14 days during peak chaos (like holidays or when your postman is on vacation).

🎁 All goodies blast off from our secret warehouse lair. Teleportation’s not ready (yet), but we work with lightning-fast couriers who are basically time-travelers.

So sit back, relax, and pretend it’s already on the way. Your weird little parcel of joy is coming. 🛸

Changed your mind? No worries!

You’ve got 14 days to send your waky treasure back — no interrogations, no guilt trips, no haunted dolls in the mailbox.

How it works:

🌀 Email us within 14 days of receiving your item.

📦 Make sure it's unused, unwashed & still as fabulous as when it arrived.

🚀 Send it back, and we’ll process your refund or exchange faster than a caffeinated squirrel.